=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= The Resume ---------- From: Ted Boss To: Jane Assistant Date: Sunday, October 26, 1997 11:42 AM Subject: Jon Doe's Resume Jane, I received this resume from Mr. Doe in my e-mail this morning. He looks like a promising catch. He brought in several profitable sales deals at his last company, and helped raise profits by 70%. I think we could use someone like him. Could you do the usual checks for me before we call him? Thanks, Ted From: Jane Assistant To: Ted Boss Date: Sunday, October 26, 1997 1:37 PM Subject: Re: Jon Doe's Resume Sir, I did some checking on the Internet and here is what I came up with: WWW: ------------------------------------------------ Mr. Doe has a personal web page detailing some of his hobbies, which include writing, boating, and dog breeding and showing. In his links section he has pointers to pages which cover these subjects, and, in addition, he has several links that point to various piercing and tattooing shops in the Greater City area. USENET: ------------------------------------------------ Mr. Doe frequently posts to the following newsgroups: alt.sex.stories alt.sex.bondage misc.writing comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html According to these USENET posts, Mr. Doe had a book of erotica published in 1983 under a pseudonym. He also mentions an arrest for possession of a small amount of marijuana when he was 19 years old. In misc.writing and comp.infosystems.www. authoring.html, he engages regularly in "flame wars" with the denizens of these groups. PROFESSIONAL SOURCES: ------------------------------------------------ According to Mr. Doe's references, he is an excellent employee, a self-starter, creative, and hard-working. A representative quote is that he "gets the job done, no matter what it takes." He is "friendly and intelligent". Please let me know if there is anything else I can do for you with respect to this project. Jane From: Ted Boss To: Jane Assistant Date: Sunday, October 26, 1997 4:29 PM Subject: Re: Re: Jon Doe's Resume Jane, Thank you for your review. Please file his resume. Thanks, Ted demonika demonika@demonic.com http://www.demonic.com =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, Submissions = = Mail: jericho@dimensional.com (Mail is welcomed) = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = To receive new issues through mail, mail jericho@dimensional.com with = = "subscribe fuck". If you do not have FTP access and would like back = = issues, send a list of any missing issues and they will be mailed. = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = AnonFTP FTP.DIMENSIONAL.COM/users/jericho/FUCK = = FTP.SEKURITY.ORG/pub/zines/fucked.up.college.kids = = FTP.GIGA.OR.AT/pub/hackers/zines/FUCK = = FTP.ETEXT.ORG/pub/Zines/FUCK = = WWW http://www.dimensional.com/~jericho = = http://www.reps.net/~krypt/fuck.html = = http://www.simunye.com/fuck = = http://www.dis.org/se7en/fuck = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = (c) Copyright. All files copyright by the original author. = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=